...or my dog is high of flea medication.
or he was...
i am late.


in other news, i almost misspelled 'news'. i wanted to spell it nouis... it's like 2 am... cut me some slack.

the sad thing is, i probably would have misspelled it anyway.
on with my life!!!

i have gotten into an argument with myself and am not speaking with myself until i apologize. you see, i want to post something and try out that tablet i got for my birthday like four months ago and haven't even attempted to use, but i wants to sit around and do next to nothing until my brain (or what's left of it) implodes. it is a simple problem that could have been easily resolved, but neither i nor myself are known for being reasonable and it, unfortunately, became a violet fight in which i pored out my soda on the ground and pushed myself off the side of my treehouse. fortunately, no one was hurt, but until this matter is resolved i am not fit to do anything but vegetate. so i will not submit anything this weekend. or anytime soon.

boy, i'm a lazy ass.